Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]

(Source: clarence-odbody)

Posted 12 hours ago
dekutree:

he on his phone like “mom can u pick me up…they just started laughing didn’t even give me a dollar :-(!”

dekutree:

he on his phone like “mom can u pick me up…they just started laughing didn’t even give me a dollar :-(!”

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 12 hours ago

ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh)

Posted 12 hours ago

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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Posted 12 hours ago
  1. Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  2. Audience: *cheers*
  3. Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
Posted 12 hours ago

fappuclno:

I have such great friends

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

Posted 13 hours ago

"My mind usually runs faster than my mouth, so there are moments where my words get a little confusing."

zodiacsociety:

- Aquarius (zodiacsociety)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

a-hard-days-write:

take it away penny

I really hope people get this reference

Posted 1 week ago

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago